Black-eyed Peas
My An Arkie's Faith column from the December 30, 2020, issue of The Polk County Pulse. The young man stood at the counter, ordering a gallon of paint. “I need a gallon of synthetic enamel for a 1971 Oldsmobile,” he said to the man behind the counter. “It is brown, and the paint code is 68.” “I will get that mixed and bring it to your shop this afternoon, is there anything else that you need?” “Give me a sleeve of 220 grit wet or dry sandpaper.” “Let me get that from the back.” “And get me five gallons of lacquer thinner,” the young man hollered. The counterman came out carrying the heavy bucket of thinner and set it down along with the sandpaper. Then going back behind the counter, he reached into a box on the floor and took out a can of black-eyed peas. Handing the can to the young man, he said, “Happy New Year.” “Thank you,” said the young man with a puzzled look on his face. He carried the thinner, sandpaper, and can of black-eyed peas to his car. He took the can home to his wif...