You Might Be a Country Boy If... Part 4

 

While going through my Daddy's things after he passed away, I found this handwritten list of things titled You Might Be a Country Boy If

You Might Be a Country Boy If...
by Bob Lawry

You ever filed your points with your girlfriend's fingernail file

You ever drove looking through the steering wheel when you were too little to see over the top

You ever used the hand throttle for cruise control

You ever patched a tube beside the road

You ever made a slingshot from an old inner tube

You ever geared down when your brakes were bad

You ever speed shifted without using the clutch

You always kept a blanket in the car because the heater didn't work

You ever kept a sack in front of the radiator because you didn't have enough antifreeze